I'm big on lists. I make them constantly, so my home is strewn with bits of old scripts with long lists written on the back. Usually my lists contain things I need to do, places I want to go, things I want to buy, ect.

This morning, Jose Mourinho left Chelsea FC amidst conflict with the football team's financier, Roman Abramovich- the Russian billionaire. I see this conflict as the ladies' equivalent of Foxy Boxing. Two hot, well dressed men go into the ring... and the audience is the victor.


Jose Mourinho, casually elegant.

So I made a list of my favorite (famous) men, and they happened to all be from across the pond.

Odd.

The "YES" List (or "Kim Has Terrible Taste")
-Jose Mourinho: huge tie knot, believes in hard work, elegant/stylish, just a tad rude, witty, roguish grin
-Robin Van Persie: Dutch, unmovable hair, Arsenal player
-Oliver Phelps: hot forearms, rather tall, part of a set (which is neat)
-Crouchie: gangly, awkward, sweet. A nerdy football girl's dream.
-Cristiano Ronaldo: ridiculously hot, though he's a diving git. Observe.
-Sam Allardyce: ... I have no explanation for this. Sans mustache, he's attractive to me.



Who am I missing? I know there were more for that list...